In 2022, for reasons that now escape even me, I wrote a genuinely absurd amount of shit. Amongst that shit is one of my most ambitious projects ever (not very): A sixteen-chapter novella written straight-ahead in pulpy plotlessness. Enjoy!

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen