My name’s Mathis; I’m with the Coca-Cola Enforcement Squad. That’s Detective Sergeant Mathis to you. It’s my job to keep the Company safe from the scum of the earth who might damage its bottom line. The way this case started out, it made me sick.
Also, I started a Ko-Fi! If you want to, you could use it to send me a tip to ease the sting of my inevitable mental degradation over the course of this project: Ko-fi.com/charlieplumb
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